Call jokes
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?