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What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.

Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

"Him and his dead family." :(

What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?

Super Smash Bros.

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

What do you call an orphan with a boner?

Porn.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

A grape chilli bean.

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"

What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?

(Your imagination.)

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.