God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Call Jokes
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
