what month has 28 days
all of them
I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
