Orphan's Calendar

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. You see, most people celebrate Mother's Day and Father's Day, right? But orphans don't HAVE parents, so they don't celebrate those days. That means they don't get those two days out of the year, leaving them with only 363 days! And you, my friend, probably still believe in the Tooth Fairy.

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