Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
