Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans being poor. Orphans don't have parents. Parents usually have money. So orphans are broke and can't afford booze, which is why they can't drink! And you are probably not an orphan, which is why you don't get it.
Hugh jass
This is the $hittiest joke i have ever heard..