Calendar jokes
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Which month is the bus? December.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
12/8?
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...