The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
12/8?
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
