Calendar

Calendar Jokes

Guy

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Man

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Orphan

Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.

Orphan

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?

Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.

Day

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.

Day

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Orphan

Why are there only 363 days for orphans?

Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.