Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness. Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off
Why are there only 362 days in an orphans calendar? They don’t have Fathers, Mothers or family day
Why can’t orphans drink nothing because they don’t have any money
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
Can Febuary March? No but April May.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
What do girls have that boy’s don’t have? Bobbys
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
