Butt jokes
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Suck my butts, queer.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Big butt
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Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.