Butt jokes
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Suck my butts, queer.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Big butt
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Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."