But jokes

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

"No."

Yeah, but then he woke up.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...