But jokes

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

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My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.