But jokes

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

The waiter recommended the rug meal.

She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.

I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

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What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.