But jokes
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Memes
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.