But jokes

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

What can you catch, but not throw?

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?

A different sized elephant.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

Say "I cup" but in words.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.