But jokes

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

What can you catch, but not throw?

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.