But jokes

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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