But jokes

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.

My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.

But there is no F.