But jokes
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.