But jokes

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Genders are like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

What goes up but doesn't come down?

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.

My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.