But jokes

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Genders are like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

What goes up but doesn't come down?

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!