Business jokes
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.