Jalapeno jokes
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEĂ‘O BUSINESS!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.