Jalapeno jokes
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
How are peppers 馃尪 so nosey?
They get jalape帽o business.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPE脩O BUSINESS!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What鈥檚 Whitney Houston鈥檚 favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What鈥檚 better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don鈥檛 know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalape帽o business!
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalape帽o cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don鈥檛 break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let鈥檚 spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don鈥檛 break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalape帽o" your face!
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are tomatoes 馃崊 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can鈥檛 ketchup.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.