What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
