Business jokes
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.