Business Jokes

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.

I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD

What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

..their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

when you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family buisness

An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

A man opened a snail farm.

He said that it is a slow moving business.

My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"

A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"