Business jokes
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Ads? More like bads.