Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
