Business jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

What store can an orphan never find?

Home Depot.

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?

Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?

A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.