What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
