Business Jokes

Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was “remarkable.”

What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it

Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt

why cant orphans open a family business. because there is no family

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...

Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

what do call a nozy mexican ? thats nacho buisness

Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce

whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson

The Home Depot.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats

A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"