What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
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What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
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Why is there no walmarts in Palestine. There is targets everywhere
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
