Business jokes
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!