What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
