Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
