Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
