What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
what’s yellow and can’t swim? a bus full of children..
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
What’s yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
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how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
What did bus say to other bus?
beeep
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
When I walk to school I fart
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
if you're pro life I hope you get hit by a bus today :)
