There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish?” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish

What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!

yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd

Me:whats yellow and cant swim?

My sister: What??

Me:a school bus filled with kids

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

Whats the difference between me and a bus?

Im not on fire…

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children

So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)

Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of children

there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.

Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus

i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white

What yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

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