Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
When I walk to school I fart
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
