Bus jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
When I walk to school, I fart.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.