Me:whats yellow and cant swim?

My sister: What??

Me:a school bus filled with kids

yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus

So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus

there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.

why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron

Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

What’s Yellow and can’t swim?

A bus full of dead babies

Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally

What yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

A: She got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock…Who’s there… Not the little boy

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster

What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus .burnt himself on the exzorst pipe

So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do

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