Bus jokes
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
When I walk to school, I fart.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.