I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
In the bus, you can't spell black without back.
When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
How do fish get to school ?
On a octobus
Lol
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TERRIBLE BUS COMPANY?
STAGECOACH HIGHLANDS
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
