Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right

why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

whats yellow and can’t float?

A school bus full of children

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish?” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish

What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white

how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

what’s yellow and can’t swim? a bus full of children…

What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim?

A school bus full of kids drowning

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!

Whats the difference between me and a bus?

Im not on fire…

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