Bus jokes
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
So my bus... goodness.
I love jokes about buses.
Why did the bus cross the road?
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
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I puked and it gave me a bloody nose then I missed my bus then my mom let me stay home
Hi guys. IM FIXING TO JUMP JAEDEN! THATS WHY HIS BUS IS HERE <3
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