Bus jokes

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?

Simple. All in the ashtray.

What's the difference between me and a bus?

I'm not on fire...

Me: What's yellow and can't swim?

My sister: What??

Me: A school bus filled with kids.

What's yellow all over and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

I got hit by a bus.

But the bus was my ex.

I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.

The bus was white.

Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You poke it on.

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.

I love jokes about buses.

So my bus... goodness.

Why did the bus cross the road?

What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?