Bus Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim

A bus full of kids

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

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I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus

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In the bus, you can't spell black without back.

When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?

Why didn't Sally get home from work.

She got hit by a bus

A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'

Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind

What's black and yellow and cant swim?

- A School Bus Full Of Orphans

Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!

How do fish get to school ?

On a octobus

Lol

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Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!