how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
What did bus say to other bus?
beeep
When I walk to school I fart
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
Why did the kid drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
how do bees get to school they go on a school buzz
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why didn't Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
"What bus?"
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
