1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌

What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of children

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children

What did bus say to other bus?


How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.

Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don’t know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?dies Me:At edge of bridge wow sweat view Sanity to live:resurrected Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need… (sponsored by jumping bridges)

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

Why was the bus 🚌 sleeping? Because it was too tired

What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌

Which month is the bus.? December