Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

what’s yellow and can’t swim? a bus full of children…

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

whats yellow and can’t float?

A school bus full of children

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

What did bus say to other bus?

beeep

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.

what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.

So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do

Which month is the bus.? December

Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus

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