Bus jokes
When I walk to school, I fart.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Memes
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.