Bus jokes
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What is the bus?
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
Hollow Knight Meme
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.