Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally
Bus Jokes
whats yellow and cant swim
a bus full of toddlers
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
whats yellow and can’t float?
A school bus full of children
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids
what’s yellow and cant swim? a school bus full of children
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock…Who’s there… Not the little boy
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire…
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do