Bus Jokes

Anonymous
in Sally

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally

sammm

whats yellow and cant swim

a bus full of toddlers

ur m0m
in Yo mama

yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd

BOSSY QUEEN

whats yellow and can’t float?

A school bus full of children

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Anonymous
in Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.

Anonymous
in Darkness

What’s yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids

Royal
in America

what’s yellow and cant swim? a school bus full of children

ishaaq
in School

imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem

Anonymous
in Bus Driver

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

Anonymous

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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Lauren
in Sally

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

Crackhead

So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)

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Anonymous

What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!

Anonymous

What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children

Anonymous
in Anti-jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Lovely perv

What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!

Anonymous

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock…Who’s there… Not the little boy

On fleek

Whats the difference between me and a bus?

Im not on fire…

CCMS Smith, i.d.10t
in Squirrel

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"

Anonymous

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do