Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
how do bees get to school they go on a school buzz
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Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
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"What bus?"
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
