What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Which month is the bus? December.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
