why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
Bus went vrrrrrrrm
What do call a flying bus? An Airbus.
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
Which month is the bus.? December
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
