How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
whats black and yellow and cant swim a bus full of orphanes
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
