Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
Which month is the bus.? December
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy☺️☺️☺️☺️
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Bugger off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
whats black and yellow and cant swim a bus full of orphanes
Why was the bus 🚌 sleeping? Because it was too tired
