How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"