The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
