Burial

Burial Jokes

I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?