Burial jokes

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.