Burial jokes
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.