Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Burial Jokes
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
