Burial jokes

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

[being buried alive]

Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

How do you bury a prostitute?

In a Y-shaped coffin.

A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

The Earth was flat until they buried you.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.