Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
