Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
Why is there gates on a graveyard? Because people are dying to get inside. lollums
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
