Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
