Burial jokes
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.