Building jokes
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.