Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
