I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
