Building jokes
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.