I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
"wanna hear a construction joke" "yeah sure" "wait im still working on it"
The twin towers are like snowmen they fall and crumble
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. -- It's a complex complex complex.
The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but i can't seem to build on it.
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.
You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
*Knock knock*
Why are you knocking on a wall, you're in the Twin Towers and they're going down
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
