Building jokes
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Memes
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.