What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Building Jokes
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I found this at school.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
