Building jokes
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I found this at school.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!