Building jokes
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
I found this at school.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.