Building jokes
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!