Building jokes
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
I found this at school.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What can you build with people? A boat!