Building jokes
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Memes
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
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Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!