I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What can you build with people? A boat!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and itβs explosive. The end looks like <>
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
