Building jokes
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Memes
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I found this at school.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.