Building jokes
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.