Building jokes

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Science gets you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.

What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.

A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"

What's black, white, and red?

A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.

"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.

"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

They then begin a snowball fight.

The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost their towers.