Building jokes

What did the house wear to the party? A dress.

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Science gets you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.

What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"

What's black, white, and red?

A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.

"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.

"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!