Building jokes
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
The Twin Towers.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you call a room with no doors?
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump