Building jokes
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
LeT iT gOoOo
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.