Building jokes
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?