Building jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.