Building

Building jokes

Grenade

    • There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

    Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

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    • Jack

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."

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    • Building memes

    Victim

    • Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

    Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

    Tower

    • How did they lose 2 Towers?

    Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

    (I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

    Crash

    • My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

    America

    • America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

    Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

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    • Victim

    • What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

    The 43rd floor.

    Chimney

    • A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

    The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."