Building jokes
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Memes
This won’t end well..
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.