Building jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈