Building jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?

He was scared to get across.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

They should have ducked.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

What did the house wear to the party? A dress.

Where did the mouse go?

To the mouse-um!

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣