Building jokes
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What do you call a room with no doors?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.