Building jokes
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!