Building jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?