Building jokes

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

What do you call a room with no doors?

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

What do you call a house with no one living inside?

An orphan house.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

A burrito walked off a building.

Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?

9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.