Building jokes

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?

Me: 😈

Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

What do you call a door? A floor.

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

What do you call a house with no one living inside?

An orphan house.

What do you call a room with no doors?

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.