Building jokes
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
A burrito walked off a building.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Memes
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!