Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Building Jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
A burrito walked off a building.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
