Building jokes
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
A burrito walked off a building.