Building jokes
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What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
LeT iT gOoOo
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭