Building jokes

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

What do you call a house with no one living inside?

An orphan house.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

What do you call a room with no doors?

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.

Q: How would a chicken leave?

A: Through the exit.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

A burrito walked off a building.

Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?

9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.