Building jokes
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Memes
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Ooo.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.