Building jokes
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.