Building jokes
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Ooo.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!