Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Building Jokes
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
