Building jokes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
York High School is the best school ever!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.