Building jokes
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Memes
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.