Building jokes
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.