Building jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Ooo.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.