You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Building Jokes
What do you call a door? A floor.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Ooo.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
