Building jokes
What do you call a room with no doors?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? ๐ค
What do you call a door? A floor.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: ๐
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Ooo.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ๐คญ
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.