Building jokes
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!