Building jokes
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Low quality
What do you call a door? A floor.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Ooo.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.