Building jokes
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Memes
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Ooo.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a room with no doors?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.