Building jokes
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Explain Bear i hate you
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.