What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Building Jokes
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a room with no doors?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
