Building jokes
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
I cried on this GIF
Rice Middle School
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Just do it.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.