Building jokes
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Memes
Low quality
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.