Building jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.