Building jokes

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!