Building jokes
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
Rice Middle School
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.