Building jokes
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Explain Bear i hate you
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Walls.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Just do it.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.