Building jokes
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Rice Middle School
Memes
I cried on this GIF
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Just do it.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?