Building jokes
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.