Building jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Rice Middle School
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"