Building jokes

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"