Building jokes

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

What happened when a hammer punished the nail?

He hit him.

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?