What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Building Jokes
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
