It's raining men! Hallelujah!
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I found this at school.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
I think that church is boring.
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
