Building jokes
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.