Building jokes

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.