Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Building Jokes
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Walls.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
