Building jokes
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.