Building jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.