Building jokes
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Walls.