Building jokes
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.