Building jokes
I found this at school.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.