Building jokes

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Who are the fastest readers?

911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Walls.

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."